breezyashell:

she clingy.

breezyashell:

she clingy.

(via adolescuntt)

mushroomsugar:

Ah you’re watching The X-Files? I love that show. The way they just [clenches fist] file all those fricking Xs

(via slashyking)

xthaxillesttripsx:

Green Lantern💚💚😍😍

xthaxillesttripsx:

Green Lantern💚💚😍😍

(via growingdabs)

we-are-the-average-wallflowers:

Reasons I sit on my roof

we-are-the-average-wallflowers:

Reasons I sit on my roof

(via slitsclitsandtits)

ikimaru:

she fell asleep on the keyboard I can’t believ

ikimaru:

she fell asleep on the keyboard I can’t believ

(via mochaccinhoe)

peteramend:

Naps, highways, snacks and surf.

peteramend:

Naps, highways, snacks and surf.

(via littletoastyy)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via juliannerice)

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

(via desolationofheart)

Someone’s therapist knows all about you.